Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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