Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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