Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
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