Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
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