I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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