I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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