I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
Randomize
