The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
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