Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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