weddingsv make me drug and hornr
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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