I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
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