Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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