are you still at the devil's house?
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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