He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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