if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Do you still have your period?
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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