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Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
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