Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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