Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
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