Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
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