I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
where does the pee come out of this thing
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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