i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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