You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
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