So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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