So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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