She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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