I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
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