This dress was meant to end up on your floor
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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