i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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