Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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