So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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