Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
babies were throwing up all over the place
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
send nudes
from the living room?
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
Randomize
