I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
bring money and cleavage
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
This baby is an asshole
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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