my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
Randomize