Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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