did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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