We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Randomize
