considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Randomize
