just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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