I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
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