how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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