i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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