Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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