You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
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