I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Oh god it's open bar.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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