awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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