I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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