one two three fourrrrnication!
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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