Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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