I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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