i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
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