I like my sex mixed with concussions.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
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