Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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