is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
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