And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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