Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Duck Duck Cougar?
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
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