we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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